So, apparently it's hard to find a hot, English guy...

Dude, it's impossible. No, I'm not kidding. What is this pervasive trend among Hollywood and whatever the English equivalent of that is that young actors have to be skinny and, frankly, feminine looking?

Oh, by the way Richard Armitage would be Errol if he were a few years younger. Him or a younger Rufus Sewell. (Look at them and don't squeal in feminine delight, I dare you.)

But back to the rant at hand. Holy crap on a flying crutch was it hard coming up with ANYONE who could play a proper Byronic-ish hero. You can't do that when you look like Matthew McFayden--who I love to pieces and who I find sexy, but Colin Firth he is not. For serious, all of the ruggedly handsome guys are all older and maybe that's my fault. Maybe I mistake rugged for "old" or "haggard" and that's why I think that in his fifties, Sean Connery was hotter than Brad Pitt has ever been.

And since this is the age of retarded, sparkling Vampires, Robert Pattinson isn't in the running for a few good reasons. First of all, I don't think he's that good looking and secondly, my hate for Twilight is so deep that I can't even talk about him without getting a little angry. The same goes for the dude who's playing the werewolf in the new movie, who is only really pretty when he takes his shirt off. Otherwise it looks like his huge, white teeth got into a fight with his eyes over who would get the most room on his tiny face and his eyes lose every time he smiles.